Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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