Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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