I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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