My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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