spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm always down for nudity.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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