I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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