I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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