i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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