I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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