What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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