so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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