I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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