Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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