one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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