it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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