let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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