it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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