so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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