I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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