your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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