Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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