Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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