So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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