Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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