I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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