saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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