how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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