My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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