idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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