do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
How drunk are you?
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