did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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