Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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