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i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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