I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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