i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
bring money and cleavage
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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