Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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