Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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