Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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