she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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