I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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