? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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