at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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