Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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