If i come over, it means nothing
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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