i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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