The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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