I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
we're so committed to being not committed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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