she was so not down for the gang bang
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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