About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
