Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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