She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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