So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
smell my finger.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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